Saturday, April 20, 2013

A Little Mormon Battalion Humor



One of the privates in the Mormon Battalion found a feather and attached it to his hat, and then pretended to do what?

a.      Pretended to be the Colonel and barked out orders

b.      Pretended to be the Colonel and obtained dinner from an area farmer

c.       Pretended to be the Colonel and escaped kitchen duty

d.      Pretended to be the Colonel and escaped night patrol

Yesterday’s answer:

a.      Locked the door on the courtroom


The following from the journal of Luke S. Johnson, an original member of the Quorum of the Twelve Apostles:

   In the spring of 1838, Dr. Frederick G. Williams was arrested at Willoughby, as he was on his way to Missouri, on a frivolous and vexatious process; he sent to Kirtland for me to help him. On receipt of his message, I repaired forthwith to Willoughby, and learned that he was in the hands of an officer named Granston, and that he was to have his trial before Esquire Bates at early candlelight. I immediately removed his horse and buggy out of the county, and went to him; he asked me if I could render him any assistance, as this was a vexatious suit. I told [him] I could, and that I had sent his horse and buggy out of the county, and I would furnish him a horse which should be held in the street opposite the office, by Bradford W. Elliot, at the lighting of the candles. I sat at the door of the courtroom, the key being on the outside; Cranston and Dr. Williams were walking the room, and Cranston was observing that a prisoner never made his escape from him. Just as the candles were lighting, I opened the door, the Dr. walked out, unobserved by Cranston; I immediately followed him, and, locking the door, tossed the key a few rods from the office; the court hearing the door locked, jumped up, upsetting the table and candles, and mixed up in great confusion; the cry was, `Open the door, open the door;' a shoemaker at work, being the only person within hearing, replied several times, `Open the door yourself.'

The Latter-day Saints' Millennial Star 26 (1864):834-36; 27 (1865):5-7.

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